Internet? More like,’Hi I Am A Chicken Nugget’

An ode to the internet we all know and love

By Paige Kelly

What the wild world of the web has turned into…
In today’s world, the Internet is swamped with funny videos and millions of memes that go viral in a matter of minutes. From Daniel with the white vans to waking people up by slamming pans. To bring back a few memories, here is a look back on a few of the Internet’s most memorable moments:

oh Internet,
we all rely on you to brighten our day,
even those
two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay.
You may consume all of our time,
more than we may want
but next time please
STAHP I Could’ve dropped my croissant!
Internet we love that your memes are so killer,
but stop hitting us with all those
hurricane tortillas.
Overall we appreciate you sticking by us through thin and thick,
but mothertrucker dude that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.
So Internet,
oh Internet
please keep making us laugh until we cry,
till next time a YEET
and goodbye.

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